uncle andy feelin fine he
drank a bottle of bathtub wine

wearing skivvies on his head he
went into his andy dance he
snagged a tree and ripped his pants

ripped so bad his pants fell down
running around with his dingle out
runnin around with his dingle out
dingle / dingle out

picked a fight with cousin joe and
bashed a bottle ‘side his skull
shards of glass all hot and red and
blood a gushing from his head

bit off his ear and spit it out
spit it / spit it out

oh boy oh boy

andy finally crossed the line he
went and robbed a five and dime

with his teeth full of ear and his skivvies on his head and his dingle out
dingle / dingle out

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went and robbed a five and dime the
jury gave him five to nine
andy’s sitting in a jail he
makes a hat of his chamber pail

andy done attacked a guard his
chamber pail he hit him hard

bit off his nose and spit it out
spit it / spit it out

uncle andy six feet down the
guards they got him and went to town
on old andy no pants

with his teeth full of nose and a pail on his head and his dingle out
dingle / dingle out