I …. not guilty
please …. believe me man

well amidst all the ruckus in back of the bar
and the drawer was ajar on the cash registar
and old Billy’s pony saddled up by the door
… Mustang … Shelby GT

What’s a boy to do
Probably woulda done the same if it were you
diggit

I …. was justified
Please …. consider the circumstances

well some kids ran in front of me – thought they were dead
but I swerved hard and hit a transformer instead
and it blacked out the city
which thwarted an alien invasion because they couldn’t see where to aim their space guns…

cop: Son, you started a bar brawl as a diversion before you cleaned out the cash register then you stole a car and almost ran some kids over and crashed into a substation and blacked out the entire city … and you want me to consider the circumstances?

Well, when you put it that way… but…

What’s a boy to do
… and don’t forget the alien invasion thing is kind of a big ticket item

Probably woulda done the same if it were you
diggit